Monday, June 9, 2008

Five Fastest Ways...

...to get me out of bed in the morning:

5: Sounds of the garbage truck getting close.
4: Blood-curdling screams indicating imminent death, doom or another squabble over a toy.
3: Door-bell rings.
2: Andrea informs me that Lacie is playing in the toilet.
1: Andrea runs in yelling, "Lacie is changing her own poopy diaper!"

7 comments:

Jen said...

Oh, that garbage truck! When Jon was out of town and I heard that, I was NOT a happy camper! I don't love sharing my "morning self" with the whole neighborhood! Hopefully they'll just think we got a maid or something :o)

Those are definite get-me-out-of-bedders!

Nate and Alyssa said...

My number one is The sound of Finny screaming because Ian has gone in their room and jumped on him to wake him up even though he knows that means time out. I don't know how kids figure out the manipulation thing so young. How are you feeling?

Mommydew said...

haha! love it :)

me said...

I thought of you and your blog as the doorbell got me up this morning.

Courtenay said...

Scary thought about the poopy diaper... but maybe we could train our kids to actually change their own diapers. Then, we could just roll over and go back to bed knowing that everything is okay... and have one less diaper to worry about. Wouldn't that be nice!?!?!

Heather said...

Recently, after watching a Mythbusters episode and learning that it is highly plausible to get fried in the shower if your house gets hit by lightning during a storm, I woke up to hear some thunder in the distance. I popped out of bed and got in and out of the shower as fast as I could! Daron was amazed that one TV show could get pregnant and lazy me out of bed and he couldn't manage it. I informed him that HE had never threatened me with possible death!

Sally said...

Hilarious!--but I do hope you get some rest during your pregnancy ;D Thanks for the laugh