Andrea-isms

A friend in college called me this morning with a favor for one of her Child Development classes. She needed me to ask Andrea some questions, and of course the answers were funny enough I thought I'd post them.

(Jeanette): Why is the grass green?
(Andrea): That's because there's flowers!

(Jeanette): Why is the sky blue?
(Andrea): That's because it's a Earth.

(Jeanette): Why do we have a nighttime and a daytime?
(Andrea): That's because Daddy goes to work on dark, and you know the morning? Daddy comes back on morning!

(Jeanette): Why do birds fly?
(Andrea): That's because birds are blue.