It's not enough that I feel nauseated 24/7.
Or physically cannot function most the day.
Or haven't been able to cook a decent meal in months.
Or spend more time at the toilet or sink than with my kids.
No, to truly appreciate the joys of pregnancy not only are you required to wretch at the drop of a hat, but you must also lose control over bodily functions and pee your pants while doing so.
(This is especially awesome when it happens in front of the daughter you're trying to potty-train.)
March 2023
3 months ago
5 comments:
How torturous! I too know the joys of the loss of bladder control. Gotta love those babies. Good luck potty training that is a game I have yet to play.
I hear ya.
Awww...I'm sorry, that sounds really rough. You have to admit, though, you make some pretty darn cute kids. Therefore, it's for a good cause ;) Hang in there--wish I could come help out!
well.. um.. if it makes you feel any better at least you have an excuse to pee your pants. I just do sometimes. When I'm laughing. I have no hope when I'm pregnant! I'll just wear diapers!
I tried not to laugh but...XD I couldn't help it! I am sorry you are sick though. Can I come visit? I will come bearing gifts!
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