Doctor: You need to get rid of that binky (referring to Lacie).
Me: I know, I've been trying. I just don't know how to do it.
Doctor: You throw it in the garbage.
Thanks...
March 2023
11 months ago
The ravings of a cooped-up, sleep-deprived, house-cleaning, meal-making, laundry-hating, label-loving, princess-taming, binky-finding, car key-losing, mind-melting, kid-raising Diva.
Doctor: You need to get rid of that binky (referring to Lacie).
Me: I know, I've been trying. I just don't know how to do it.
Doctor: You throw it in the garbage.
Thanks...
5 comments:
Hilarious! That doctor is keepin' it real! ;o)
Maybe you remember our tactic with Amy (our only pacifier-lover). I snipped the very end off of her pacifier(s). Then I could still give it to her, but it didn't give her the same satisfaction it used to. I kept snipping off more until there was barely anything sticking out of the base. She ended up just holding it in bed. It worked like a charm and was very, very easy. Good luck!
Ha! Well, I second that - good luck!
That's funny. Was that Dr. Jim?!
No, it was her neurologist. And if she even had a CLUE how hard I've tried - literally, we have done everything. Snipping the end, taking them all away, throwing it away, sending it away, giving them as a gift to baby brother, etc,etc. Nothing has worked. I figure as long as there is a binky somewhere in her universe she WILL sniff it out, find it, swipe it and suck it. argh.
Have you tried throwing it in the garbage?
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