Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3

I'm having one of those days. I should be madly packing and laundering. It would be kind to Mark if I cleaned. Instead I'm finding out how effective my years of schooling was with random internet quizzes on very important topics like how few colors and countries I can name in 5 mins, and the fact that I would only scrape by with a "D" grade in an 8th grade science class;
I have a ridiculously high knowledge of Disney movie trivia, I'm highly creative, I'm almost as good with my spelling as I am with my grammar, I would survive for 1 min 17 secs in space without a ship or suit, 138,606 people died the day I was born and in past years a couple popes, multiple kings, William Henry Harrison, George Albert Smith, & Martin Luther King, jr. all died that day as well, my house has enough food to keep me alive for 1010 days, and I'm not inclined to be a cannibal.
I also found out that based on the number of times I can click my mouse in 30 seconds I have an insanely high amount of caffeine in me - although judging by the above stated I'm going to have to question that one.