Andrea-isms

Me: "I'd better stop eating or I'm gonna be...."
Andrea: "Fat?"
Me: "...sick. I'm already fat."
Andrea: "You're not fat, Mom. You're just weight-ful."

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Andrea: "Mom! Mom! There is the most horrible smell in the house! Ew! Mom! Do you know what it's coming from?"
Me: "Dinner."