Boys

Holy Batboys watching Batman!

Andrea-isms

Me: "I'd better stop eating or I'm gonna be...."
Andrea: "Fat?"
Me: "...sick. I'm already fat."
Andrea: "You're not fat, Mom. You're just weight-ful."

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Andrea: "Mom! Mom! There is the most horrible smell in the house! Ew! Mom! Do you know what it's coming from?"
Me: "Dinner."

Andrea

Andrea with Leilani Munter (race car driver). Yeah. They bonded.

Lacie-ism

Lacie: "While I'm waiting can I think, sing and play?"
Me: "Yes, except no singing."
---Lacie proceeds to sing---
Me: "Lacie, you're singing."
Lacie: "Oh."
....
Lacie: "This is just going to be me talking in a new way..."
---Lacie proceeds to sing---

Friends

Of course my kid has friends! They all just happen to be short, mute and from a galaxy far, far away...

My new lipstick

Looks good on everyone....apparently. :/