Friday, August 14, 2009

Salesman of the Year

Here's a tip:
if you're trying to make a sale by randomly stopping people in the mall and luring them to your kiosk so you can do your pitch, a good thing NOT to do is ask how many kids the woman has and when she replies "Three" to follow up with
"And you're expecting another one?"

No. No, I'm not. And there's nothing your nail buffer can do to make me feel any better about it, thanks for asking.

3 comments:

Molly said...

Hey, those nail buffers really work! And having supernaturally shiny nails will make you feel better about anything.

Mommydew said...

Was this at the big nice mall? Did he have a crazy accent?

Why haven't more people been taught not to ask that question...ever. Even if it is the most obvious pregnant woman ever, don't bring it up.

Marcie said...

Haha! That's hilarious. I mean, not that he said that to you, but the way you wrote it. Your blogs are always so funny.