What tha...?!

Whilst sitting on the couch watching a movie I felt something lumpy under the cushions. 
Sure enough...pulled out 2 dumbbells, a toy car, a wood block, and part of a Star Wars starship. Yikes.

Andrea-ism

While watching a super heroes cartoon, Andrea hears Count Dracula inform FireStar that he intends to make her his bride so they can rule the world. Andrea comments, "They should really get to know each other first."