March 2023
9 months ago
The ravings of a cooped-up, sleep-deprived, house-cleaning, meal-making, laundry-hating, label-loving, princess-taming, binky-finding, car key-losing, mind-melting, kid-raising Diva.
Lacie: "Why is Andrea mad?"
Me: "Because I told her she couldn't have the apple."
Lacie: "Why? ... Was it poisoned?"
Lacie: "Will you put this watch on me? I love my watch. I got it from my grandma."
[No she didn't, it was from a Wendy's kid's meal I got her. ---- And I remember that why?]
Me: "Really? Which grandma?"
Lacie: "My pretend one."