ism

while driving along a 'lonesome' field...
Mom: "Look, Andrea, a fire truck!"
...
Andrea: "Mom! Mom! The firemen waved at me!"
Mom: "Cool, kiddo."
Andrea: "What are the firemen doing here?"
Mom: "I don't know. Driving."
Andrea: "Maybe they're helping a cow."

For a good laugh

isms

Me: "Andrea, do you know that I love you?"
Andrea: "Yes! Why do you keep saying that?!"


Me: "Lacie, come here -- I want to hug you."
Lacie: "Okay, but not too much."


Andrea: "Look! Lacie didn't fold her arms during the prayer, so I tried to make her."